mrs-ericharris:

I constantly wonder what it would be like to kill someone. I also wonder what it would be like to bathe in cherry flavoured jelly. Both excite me.

fagology:

That doesn’t make any sense just because the cat is blind doesn’t mean it doesn’t have a sense of smell and know what directions things are coming from???
catonemily:

This literally explains my life. I just had a guy friend that I haven’t talked to in a whole start talking to me again. It was just freaking yesterday and he goes and does this almost, “Hey, I’m gonna stop talking to you for a while!”  *A MONTH LATER* “Hey! How are you?” I’m sitting here like, “WAITING FOR YOUR FREAKING RESPONSE TO MY LAST 828482028473 TEXT I SENT YOU TRYING TO START A CONVERSATION.” Don’t pull that crap with me..
letsbealonetoqether:

:)
wordsallowustolive:

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